I was recently informed of a little online entrepreneurship competition for $3000. Aroused, I looked up what I would have to do to qualify. Lucky for me, there are pretty much no qualifications. Invisible Parachute barely constitutes a blog, let alone a business, but with my main competition being a 10-year old working from a Geo Safari and a bro who just discovered coupons, I figured I had a pretty good shot. Despite today being the second to last day to submit and the winner being the video with most views, here’s my video submission:
The job search continues. The only two recently open positions I know of are top professional golfer and late night television host. Now it’s hard to pass up the golf position because of all the poon, but I just feel like television host intern is way easier. Here is my submitted video resume.